Uncertain Artist

I want to create but I'm normally too busy milking cows.

SO ANYWAY

I don’t know how you guys are spending your day, but I just started a debate with the following:

(In response to someone antisexual being against free birth control and digusted by seeing flavoured condoms for sale in Wal-Mart.)

“I think that solving world hunger and finding a cure for cancer is somewhat out of the strawberry condom manufacturer’s ball park. HIV/AIDs and general STD protection with a funky, fresh strawberry flavour? They might be on to something there though.”

Never thought I’d say all those words in that order.

nokki1:

karkatskokoroisalldokidoki:

sxythsne:

vagrantsquid:

stripperloki:

harpeaux:

loweryi:

harpeaux:

A few years ago I really wanted to learn an unconventional instrument.

And I found an instrument called a ‘Hang Drum’. (pronounced ‘hung’) It’s really a beautiful instrument, unfortunately they cost thousands of dollars.

I’d still totally want to learn to play one some day.

holy crap that is rad. why are they so expensive? is it what they’re made out of or something? I wanna research it because wow this is super. 

Mostly because only two people make them in a small workshop in Berne, Switzerland. 

AHHH SO pretty! @A@

that’s so cool :0

I LOVE HANG DRUMS.

oh my gOSH I LOVE THIS

So cool!!

Sweet babies.. I think I want need one.

protojammed:

so i just imagined roman mythology like a bunch of deviantart Original characters:

Rome: And here’s my OC, Mars.

Greece: …Isn’t that Ares?

Rome: No he’s completely original, see, his name is Mars.

Greece: You just mirrored Ares, changed the hair colour an-

Rome: MARS IS MY ORIGINAL CHARACTER DO NOT STEAL

thepiethief:

spaceplasma:

Dirty thunderstorms

A dirty thunderstorm (also, Volcanic lightning) is a weather phenomenon that occurs when lightning is produced in a volcanic plume. A study in the journal Science indicated that electrical charges are generated when rock fragments, ash, and ice particles in a volcanic plume collide and produce static charges, just as ice particles collide in regular thunderstorms.

Mmm such a dirty boy ;)

octobersparrow:

eleedoesart:

susiron:

Sometimes I get comments on DA that make me want to shove my head into a toaster

You had me at “Man, if people on here didn’t ask for money and things It would be a lot easier on me…..”

THIS. ALL OF THIS.

THANK YOU.

Reblogging this post because more people should see this.

YES this has happened to me far too many times. I’m not a big-name artist, but it doesn’t mean I do shit for free. 

bentleydierks:

Johnny, rosin up your bow and play your fiddle hard.
'Cause Hell's broke loose in Georgia and the Devil deals the cards.
And if you win you get this shiny fiddle made of gold,
But if you lose the devil gets your soul.

The reason I want to learn how to play the fiddle.

savethewailes:

odditiesoflife:

World’s Strangest Insects

  • Devil’s Flower Mantis - one of the largest types of praying mantis, they can measure up to 13 centimeters in length and have a range of coloring that allows them to mimic the Devil’s Flower, a type of orchid.
  • Pipevine Swallowtail Caterpillar - before transforming into a beautiful fluorescent blue butterfly, its an armored, blood-red caterpillar with tinted visor shades for eyes and a quadruple row of blunt horns running across its body.
  • Scorpionfly (Mecoptera) - neither scorpion or fly, what looks like a scorpion’s stinger on the insect is actually its genitals. 
  • Calleta Silkmoth Caterpillar - with a massive color range and dangerous looking barbs, this caterpillar is something most predators avoid.
  • Giant Prickly Stick Insect (Extatosoma tiaratum) - as the largest known stick insect, it reaches lengths of 20 centimeters. It is covered with large thorny spikes which double as camouflage and defensive armor.
  • Goliath Beetle - can grow more than 4 inches in length and weigh about 100 grams in their larval stage. It is alleged to be mostly vegetarian.

CUTIES

THEY’RE ALL SO BEAUTIFUL AND AWESOME, BUT I’M SO AFRAID OF INSECTS, ETC.. THAT I JUST CAN’T

“But perhaps, you know, we should believe in Adam and Eve. Geneticists have established that every woman in the world shares a single female ancestor who lived a hundred and fifty thousand years ago. Scientists actually call her “Eve”, and every man shares a single male ancestor called “Adam”. It’s also been established, however, that Adam was born eighty thousand years after Eve. So the world before him was one of heavy to industrial-strength lesbianism, one assumes.”

– Stephen Fry, QI Episode A.01 - “Adam”